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a croogy croger, often times misshapen. 1 could associate a snorg as one who resides within the snorgus boards of hortlesnorgs. A crippy cran cran, the snorg snorts north in the summerland. By nature; a true jiffy would get off knowing the small small never could really run run. OKKKKK, but think about the logistical nature of your whhhhheeeet. No worries! tho this could be the littles pecker the pocked. PROLAWMAAAANARY? probs.
Yo groseph, the mad man in the back is probably wicked wacky on SNORGS!
CHILL BROTHER BRODIE, HE SNUCK IT UP HIS OTHER BUTT.

SNORFS.
*BOTH BROS SNORF TOGETHER IN UNISON*
snorgs by snorgsnorfer420 March 16, 2018
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To snorgle is to to snuggle a cute item in an manner meant to drink in or experience its overwhelming cuteness. Imagine picking up a cute puppy and sticking your face down into its furriness and snorgling it up. See cuteoverload dot com.
"She scooped up the shar pei puppy and snorgled its rolls of puppy fat."

"The baby tapir snorgled its snout into the basket full of cuddly baby bunnies."

"That toddler is so cute I just want to pick him up and snorgle his head full of curls."
snorgle by Snorgles May 25, 2006

snortshire 

snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.
"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."

synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.
snortshire by mave73 May 8, 2008

snortsky 

When you crack a beer and instead of letting the foam sit at the top you snort it up you’re nose
“Aye man gimme a beer, cracks it oh bro it was shaken up!”

“SNORTSKY that shit!!”
snortsky by TheBoysss September 8, 2020

SnorgTees 

the unfunniest t-shirts in the history of ever, which are, for some reason, appearing on urbandictionary.com on a regular basis
What does the Holocaust and SnorgTees have in common?

They're not funny at all and anybody who laughs at them has no soul.
SnorgTees by uzo9 June 14, 2009

snorg tees 

1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.
Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store

2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on

Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."
snorg tees by Mickey W. May 21, 2008
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Ajumma wait a moment
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