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snorgs
a croogy croger, often times misshapen. 1 could associate a snorg as one who resides within the snorgus boards of hortlesnorgs. A crippy cran cran, the snorg snorts north in the summerland. By nature; a true jiffy would get off knowing the small small never could really run run. OKKKKK, but think about the logistical nature of your whhhhheeeet. No worries! tho this could be the littles pecker the pocked. PROLAWMAAAANARY? probs.
Yo groseph, the mad man in the back is probably wicked wacky on SNORGS!
CHILL BROTHER BRODIE, HE SNUCK IT UP HIS OTHER BUTT.
SNORFS.
*BOTH BROS SNORF TOGETHER IN UNISON*
CHILL BROTHER BRODIE, HE SNUCK IT UP HIS OTHER BUTT.
SNORFS.
*BOTH BROS SNORF TOGETHER IN UNISON*
snorgs by snorgsnorfer420 March 16, 2018
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snorg • snorg tees • snorgasm • snorgle • Snorgy • Snorge • snortsbussycuteiy • snorgeling • Snorse • snorger
snorgle
To snorgle is to to snuggle a cute item in an manner meant to drink in or experience its overwhelming cuteness. Imagine picking up a cute puppy and sticking your face down into its furriness and snorgling it up. See cuteoverload dot com.
snortshire
snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.
"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."
synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.
"Let's go to party in snortshire."
synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.
snortshire by mave73 May 8, 2008
snorg tees
1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.
Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store
2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on
Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store
2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on
Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."
snorg tees by Mickey W. May 21, 2008
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