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snorfing 

that game waitresses play when they wait until right after you've taken a large bite of food to ask you how your food is
Dude, I'd just shoved half of that omelette in my face when the waitress came over and asked if she could get me anything else! It took me two minutes before I could answer. I hate it when they use snorfing on you.
snorfing by ami413 September 1, 2013
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snorfing 

the act in which one inhales smoke through the nostrils like they're snorting it, they then exhale through the mouth. This action gets you FUCKED UP.
When young billy was snorfing the weed; he got totally FUCKED UP.
snorfing by Jelliott McOsco December 3, 2007
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Snorfing 

The act of stealing and or rapidly consuming something that is not yours
Poop Steve: Hey! Where is my last snus pouch?

Fagpussytwatpoonfartlarkey: Oh, sorry man. I snorfed it

Poop Steve: You asshole! I thought i told you no snorfing!
Snorfing by Fart Cam June 9, 2011

Snorfing-snorfed 

Killing a whole joint in one hit...
Damn bro, remember when we were snorfing-snorfed that joint quick as hell

Snorking 

"Amy and I may have been in there... Snorking"
Snorking by Smooshingbooties November 1, 2017

Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.
"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

dutch snorting

During sex, when the man and woman are nude, the women opens her legs and the man licks her pussy first to see if it is moist, and then take a straw and put it on the pussy and put your nose on the straw and smell the aroma of queef.
When T and B were doing- the-do in the bed, T took his bendy straw from his drawer, and inserted it on B's pussy, and immediately put his nostril on the straw and smelling her vagina, which started a dutch snorting.
dutch snorting by CareBearBieber December 10, 2010
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murderhobo 

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