"Why would I wanna go to that party? It's gonna be all Snobbleys and Bickersons. I'd rather hang out with hellgoth emo wiggers, or snort
Kool-Aid, than party with those snotty preps."
"He seems cool, but I met his
parents, they're like, John and Janet Snobbley, and his siblings are a bunch of Ashleigh
Jason clones."