Piss in a snowbank, then scoop it into a cup. Offer it to your buddy, tell him it's a
Mountain Dew Sno-Cone. When he starts eating it, tell him it's piss, and then when he gags,
kick him in the nuts...
"Dude, I could go for a cold treat"
"Wait right here, I will make some sno-cones...you like
Mountain Dew?"
"Yea! that's awesome"
After he bites into it, you tell him it's piss...
"Jerk ass...you just ate a
Wisconsin Sno-Cone"...then kick him
in the nuts...