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Sniper Fart

A Sniper Fart is when a person or "Sniper" passes gas silently amongst a group of people. The group of people (hereby referred to as "Targets") cannot tell who dealt the killing blow, but certainly know that someone has them in their cross hairs. A "kill" would be in reference to when the sniper takes a shot, and the target cannot identify the sniper, thus deemed a successful mission. A "miss" however, is when the sniper is identified by it's target(s), in turn, deeming this an unsuccessful mission.

Snipers should avoid the following: egg whites, Fibre One bars, coffee, etc.

Shooting Ranges: elevators, parks & playgrounds, family photos, etc.

**Footnote: no mission is completely unsuccessful if the smell is horrendous.
"Man what's that smell?"

"I don't know."

"Dude, did you just drop a Sniper Fart"

**Grins**
Sniper Fart by Batcan May 9, 2013
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fart sniper 

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.
Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*
fart sniper by SeanG April 11, 2007

SniperFarmer 

A farmer that snipes his cows from on top of his barn. You ever see that movie shooter? Its kinda like that.
What do you do for a living? I'm a SniperFarmer
SniperFarmer by SniperFarmer October 22, 2016

snipermartin 

he da man and he has a big sexy penis. he is a muscular, divine, ripped, big pp, godly, gift and he doesn't like children like the rest of the gods.
man da man. snipermartin means cool and sexy

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026