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Sniper Fart

A Sniper Fart is when a person or "Sniper" passes gas silently amongst a group of people. The group of people (hereby referred to as "Targets") cannot tell who dealt the killing blow, but certainly know that someone has them in their cross hairs. A "kill" would be in reference to when the sniper takes a shot, and the target cannot identify the sniper, thus deemed a successful mission. A "miss" however, is when the sniper is identified by it's target(s), in turn, deeming this an unsuccessful mission.

Snipers should avoid the following: egg whites, Fibre One bars, coffee, etc.

Shooting Ranges: elevators, parks & playgrounds, family photos, etc.

**Footnote: no mission is completely unsuccessful if the smell is horrendous.
"Man what's that smell?"

"I don't know."

"Dude, did you just drop a Sniper Fart"

**Grins**
Sniper Fart by Batcan May 9, 2013
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fart sniper 

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.
Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*
fart sniper by SeanG April 11, 2007

SniperFarmer 

A farmer that snipes his cows from on top of his barn. You ever see that movie shooter? Its kinda like that.
What do you do for a living? I'm a SniperFarmer
SniperFarmer by SniperFarmer October 22, 2016

snipermartin 

he da man and he has a big sexy penis. he is a muscular, divine, ripped, big pp, godly, gift and he doesn't like children like the rest of the gods.
man da man. snipermartin means cool and sexy
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026