snipermartin 

he da man and he has a big sexy penis. he is a muscular, divine, ripped, big pp, godly, gift and he doesn't like children like the rest of the gods.

man da man. snipermartin means cool and sexy

snipermartin by yourmotherisshortlike March 8, 2022

Spermartini 

A classic vermouth cocktail with an olive and a good dash of jizz.

Virgin Spermartini is the socially more acceptable form with vanilla ice cream minus the olive.

Damn, I got dolfed, there´s an olive in my Virgin Spermartini! I hope I don´t get superaids...

Spermartini by TopGunther February 20, 2011