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SnewMouse  

One that trolls the internet setting up multiple accounts for the purpose of messing with people and causing trouble. Sets up multiple accounts within the same place and proceeds to argue with each other. Often claims to be homosexual.
One who gains another's trust, then uses their personal information to harass or embarrass them while online.

Also can be known as a Mouse, Snoopy's Doghouse, Dr Doghouse, Snooperella.
SnewMouse tried to convince us he/she went out of the country when in fact they stayed home and went online as someone else.

That SnewMouse was fighting with her/his alter today online.

SnewMouse was online today talking to his/alter as if they were bff's.

SnewMouse by Bealicious January 3, 2009
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Facebook SneakMouse 

People who are always on Facebook but never "do" anything on it. They are too cool to add any updates, photos, links, or comments, or make any other contributions, but somehow they know everything everyone else is doing.
You meet up with a Facebook SneakMouse and over the course of your time together (coffee) they will reference several Facebook posts, photos they saw, or links. You're thinking, 'but hey, you're never on Facebook'....

Ah-HA! They totally are, but are just too cool to admit it.

On top of that, 'catching-up' over coffee is a one-way conversation because the Facebook SneakMouse already know everything you've been up to through...you guessed it...Facebook.
A common fantasy or fetish which involves one person who hides in the closet of their roommate and makes mouse sounds during the day/eats cheese to create an authentic 'mouse in the house' experience. However at night, this mouse gets a bit freaky and will come out of the closet/Mousehole. Wearing appropriate garb (I personally recommend the sexy mouse costume from Amazon) the sexmouse emerges and proceeds to suck their roommate's dick and ensure to eat the dick cheese/smegma of their roommate.
Squeakle squeakle! The sexmouse wants his cheese from Daddy! 😫💦💦

snowmosexual

somebody who has sex with snowmen.
alicia thrust the snowman's icicle deep inside of herself in an act of snowmosexual intercourse.
snowmosexual by alicia morgan April 13, 2006

Seamouse Pack 

A group of best friends and all of them have extremely large dicks
Hadji, Dirty dan, hogi, and Jarbear sure make a good seamouse pack
Seamouse Pack by playas club March 21, 2010

snowmosexual

a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife

b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children

c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles
"I just found out my husband is a snowmosexual."

"Snowmosexuals make terrible fathers."

snowmosexual

a person who looks like he/she is gay, but really they just act like it, so he/she can get with the opposite sex, cause they cant unless they say they are gay.
"did you see jordan. i cant believe he is such a snowmosexual."