sexmouse

A common fantasy or fetish which involves one person who hides in the closet of their roommate and makes mouse sounds during the day/eats cheese to create an authentic 'mouse in the house' experience. However at night, this mouse gets a bit freaky and will come out of the closet/Mousehole. Wearing appropriate garb (I personally recommend the sexy mouse costume from Amazon) the sexmouse emerges and proceeds to suck their roommate's dick and ensure to eat the dick cheese/smegma of their roommate.

Squeakle squeakle! The sexmouse wants his cheese from Daddy! 😫💦💦

sexmouse by Where all the sexy mice at bro March 24, 2019

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Seamouse Pack

A group of best friends and all of them have extremely large dicks

Hadji, Dirty dan, hogi, and Jarbear sure make a good seamouse pack

Seamouse Pack by playas club March 21, 2010

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sexmouse • Seamouse Pack • sexousel • Brick Sexhouse

Brick Sexhouse

To completely obliterate someone(s) or something.

I jumped off our battlements with my medic and Brick Sexhouse'd the entire enemy team.

Brick Sexhouse by TrapJohnni January 10, 2013

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sexousel

When someone rides a dick in a cowboy/girl position on a merry-go-round.

Last night I was her horse on the sexousel.

sexousel by The amusement park attendant September 21, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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