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A guy who smells girls bike seats.
The discreet sneefer crept around in the night smelling bike seats hoping to sniff some sweet, sweet puss.
sneefer by bananajellopudding June 9, 2016
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Gossip Sneezer 

Someone that listens to (sniffs up) gossip and spreads it around to other people (sneezes it out)
Boy: I told my homeboys what you said

Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer
Gossip Sneezer by Kaila Cole August 13, 2019

Free-Sneezer 

An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.
You'll get sick going on road trips with Robert. He's a shameless free-sneezer.
Free-Sneezer by LeighRay November 21, 2011
Somebody that sniffs girls' bicycle seats

Can be used to describe anyone that has an obsession over the smell of girls or is just a creep
" Hey what was Sam doing over there by Sally's bike? "

" Oh that snedger? Probably sniffing her seat, what a creep "
snedger by Danny336 November 28, 2013
A shit that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your arse, leaving a slight cold feeling.
"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!
sneezer by Kristofolis May 27, 2005

glitter sneezer 

I can't believe Aaron's wife was surprised when he came out of the closet. He's always been such a glitter sneezer.
glitter sneezer by Beirut Brew Baby December 18, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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