Snakething

Derived from the online alias of Levi Dane Simmons, a man who literally murdered, cut holes into, and fucked puppies and babies, a snakething is the absolute worst thing you could even fathom to call somebody.

Even being called a shitmongering dickbag would be considerably better than being called a snakething.

Holy shit that onision guy is literal steps away from being a snakething.

by The Crust February 4, 2020

Snakething

Slang for serial rapists, usually those who victimize animals and/or children. The term was named after an infamous member of the furry community who went by the name Nelizar (Levi Dane Simmons) and used "Snakething" as a username on Telegram.

Choke on a knife you fucking snakething BITCH.

by woahapples October 29, 2021

snarketing

1) a type of marketing or advertising that talks down to the viewer. Advertising for high end wines, expensive luxury cars, or anything from the 90's internet boom dissing 'the establishment.'

2) Putting it out to a group of friends that you are interested in kissing someone, or snarking them, but you are too afraid to just go up to the person. By putting it out there as gossip you can later deny it if the grapevine comes back saying the person is not interested.

I used to drink disarrono until their new pretentious snarketing came out.

by darekbell January 20, 2008

the Snakening

When your friend turns out to not be who you thought him/her to be, at all, and starts "ssss"-ing like a snake.

Friend A: How could you do this to us?
Friend B: Yea...how?
Snake: Cause I'm a snake??...
Friend C: Ahh...there it is...THE SNAKENING...

by flyingz January 31, 2020

Samething else

Falling into same category, something similar.

When having or asking for similar options instead of saying “do you have something else like this or that? Just say “is there samething else“. When at a bar and the bartender offers a type of Vodka but you are looking for a different brand “do you have samething else?” Meaning you want him to offer you a different type of Vodka or Vodka mix. When watching a comedy show or action/scary movie on Netflix and you tell your partner “lets look for samething else” meaning you want to watch something funny of the same category ex: standup, but from a different comedian.

by Sim305 October 3, 2019

White Snakeing

The act of opening a friend/coworker/whatever’s browser on their computer and pulling up an image/website of choice while they aren’t looking, or are out of the room. However, this is typically done with a picture of a White Snake, hence the name. This is usually a harmless prank, but one can pull up lemonparty.org or the likes if they choose.

“Hold up brodie, gotta grab a snack”
*Comes back to a picture of Mike Wazowski*
“You white snakeing son of a bitch.”

by Facialface February 24, 2020

snakeing

to snake is to perform acts of varying degrees of scandalousness on someone. to most people, to snake is to tap your foot against the ankle of someone else. however, snakeing is an ever changing verb, and cannot be defined. so at any given moment, doing whatever action, you may be snakeing. yes, scary, but true.

"i wanna snake you all over the mall" OR MAYBE...
"god you're hot. can i snake you right now?" PERHAPS...
"let's do some snakeing now."

by rufuss888 January 9, 2008