snakepathing

the practice of shoving kitchen appliances up the vagina to create a maze-like structure that the penis has to navigate very much like a snake.

boy: where tf is your clitoris yo
girl: i was snakepathing it earlier. good luck!

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

Snakething

Derived from the online alias of Levi Dane Simmons, a man who literally murdered, cut holes into, and fucked puppies and babies, a snakething is the absolute worst thing you could even fathom to call somebody.

Even being called a shitmongering dickbag would be considerably better than being called a snakething.

Holy shit that onision guy is literal steps away from being a snakething.

by The Crust February 4, 2020

Snakething

Slang for serial rapists, usually those who victimize animals and/or children. The term was named after an infamous member of the furry community who went by the name Nelizar (Levi Dane Simmons) and used "Snakething" as a username on Telegram.

Choke on a knife you fucking snakething BITCH.

by woahapples October 29, 2021