Snailman 

Snailman is an urban legend from the Chicago land area. He is short ,well dressed sophisticated humanoid man with a snails shell on his back. He enters peoples dreams through a giant dreamcatcher that is a portal to the dream world and attempts to steal your deepest secrets and desires.

The snailman entered my mind in a dream , using illusions to deceive me.

Snailman by Big Pappi September 9, 2020

Snailman 

HELP ME NIGGER MAN

That Snailman is a nigger killer.

Snailman by SnailmanSnailManLord September 7, 2023

snailmail

A popular phrase on the Internet for mail services provided by the U.S. Postal Service and similar agencies in other countries. The term has its origins in the fact that regular postal mail is slow compared with e-mail.

I would prefer the picture per e-mail, but if you have no scanner, send me a snailmail.

snailmail by Igor November 25, 2003

Snail Man 

Snail Man is a cryptozoological creature discovered/popularized by Singer/Songwriter Gezebelle Gaburgably. Snail Man is about six feet tall and is usually in some sort of bright neon color. He is often seen not wearing clothes but occasionally he puts some on. Snail Man prefers a lifestyle of isolation and doesn’t like people. Snail Man mainly eats shrubs and herbs, and is know for his life of crime. Committing terrible acts such as bombing a casino and committing a mass shooting at a local Home Depot.

“Hey have you heard about Snail Man?”
“No.”

Snail Man by ImaBigNerd September 8, 2023

snail man 

an old man that drives 22 in a 65

a man that drives very slow

snail man by red neck May 13, 2005

snailmate 

A snailmate is reached when two parties continue negotiations but without any visible signs of progress whatsoever.

Washington Democrats and Republicans have again reached a snailmate in congressional budget negotiations.

snailmate by Lefty Juggler October 6, 2012

Snailande 

Someone who is really pretty and is pretty much laidback. Snailande is also probably one of the funniest people in the world who is sweet and loving for the most part.

Snailande is the best and everything that it says in the definition

Snailande by Sweet gal November 21, 2021