Snailman is an urban legend from the Chicago land area. He is short ,well dressed sophisticated humanoid man with a snails shell on his back. He enters peoples dreams through a giant dreamcatcher that is a portal to the dream world and attempts to steal your deepest secrets and desires.
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by Igor November 25, 2003
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Washington Democrats and Republicans have again reached a snailmate in congressional budget negotiations.
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