Snail Salt
Snail Salt by Herm Fern January 10, 2014
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salt the snail
To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!
Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!
Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!
salt the snail by nuck_chorris 777 January 13, 2015
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A Salty Snail
A salty snail is the homosexual act of licking salt out of you're partners anal cavity. The snail part of a salty snail refers to the act normally being done at a slow and steady pace. A salty snail is a popular solution to spice up anyone's love life.
Kevin: Ohhhh, what are you doing!
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.
A Salty Snail by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014
Salty Snail
When an alpha male is pile driving his lady in the wilderness he releases his baby gravy all over her sweet vaginal lips while she lays on her back. He then crab walks to the top of her head forcing his member to her bare skin creating a trail of man juice all along the center of her body like a snail trail
Salty Snail by Midgetsbowlcuts May 2, 2014
Salting the Snail
Salting the Snail by Toasty! April 17, 2014
Salting the Snail
*Conversation between guy and girl is getting heated*
Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail
Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail
Salting the Snail by WizardofAUS December 10, 2015
Salted snail
The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
Salted snail by Darksquid August 8, 2022
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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