Definitions by Peugeotjoker

snagging

Among Native Americans, a common term for hooking up.

We found Richie and Janet snagging in the back of his pickup outside the bar last night.

snagging by Peugeotjoker September 15, 2006

49

Among Native Americans, an after pow wow party featuring socializing with booze, drugs and snagging.

Buck got so wasted at the 49 last night that he passed out in the back of his pickup.

49 by Peugeotjoker September 15, 2006

barney fife

An inexperienced or imcompetent police officer, more likely to be found on a small town police force or rural sheriff's department than in a big city. Derived from a character played by Don Knotts on the old Andy Griffith show.

That hayseed deputy who pulled me over last week was a real barney fife.

barney fife by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

neil diamond

A pop singer/songwriter who had his 15 seconds of fame but whose career has now entered a downward spiral of kitschy, over the top, self parody. His slavish fans continue to attest to his awsomeness and are deserving of pity.

I can't believe Angie and Lloyd shelled out 75 bucks apiece for Neil Diamond tickets. What a pair of pathetic dweebs.

neil diamond by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

bondo bucket

An old car on which the body is largely composed of fiberglass body filler (bondo).

Larry really thinks that bondo bucket is a cool ride.

bondo bucket by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

nascar knuckledragger

Any fan of the Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks. Can easily be spotted by their hilariously gaudy NASCAR themed clothing, the NASCAR stickers with which they emblazon their overpowered vehicles, their overly aggressive driving, their mustaches (on both men and women) and their eyes, which are unnaturally close together due to inbreeding. They tend to parrot right wing views but can rarely be bothered to actually vote.

I'm really worried about my sister; her new bofriend is a real NASCAR knuckledragger.

nascar knuckledragger by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

apple

Red on the outside, white on the inside. A pejorative term used by Native Americans towards other Native Americans accused of "acting white," which would include such things as excelling in school, getting and holding a job, staying out jail, not drinking & drugging, and behaving appropriately in daily interactions with people of other races. Similar to the use of Oreo by African Americans.

That Native kid takes so much crap at home because he's getting A's and B's in school. His whole family thinks he's an apple.

apple by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005