Peugeotjoker's definitions

yellow ribbon magnet

A cheap magnetic ribbon which a moron affixes to his SUV, in order to show that he cares deeply about the kids who are getting killed in Iraq so he can keep driving five blocks to rent a video and pick up a bucket of KFC.

I swear if I see another one of those stupid yellow ribbon magnets on the back of an SUV that cuts me off in traffic, I'm going to start taking the bus to work.

by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005

49

Among Native Americans, an after pow wow party featuring socializing with booze, drugs and snagging.

Buck got so wasted at the 49 last night that he passed out in the back of his pickup.

by Peugeotjoker September 15, 2006

fixed-gear

The best kind of bike to commute in the winter.

That fixed gear has awesome control on the slippery stuff.

by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005

snagging

Among Native Americans, a common term for hooking up.

We found Richie and Janet snagging in the back of his pickup outside the bar last night.

by Peugeotjoker September 15, 2006

nascar knuckledragger

Any fan of the Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks. Can easily be spotted by their hilariously gaudy NASCAR themed clothing, the NASCAR stickers with which they emblazon their overpowered vehicles, their overly aggressive driving, their mustaches (on both men and women) and their eyes, which are unnaturally close together due to inbreeding. They tend to parrot right wing views but can rarely be bothered to actually vote.

I'm really worried about my sister; her new bofriend is a real NASCAR knuckledragger.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

barney fife

An inexperienced or imcompetent police officer, more likely to be found on a small town police force or rural sheriff's department than in a big city. Derived from a character played by Don Knotts on the old Andy Griffith show.

That hayseed deputy who pulled me over last week was a real barney fife.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

sprawl conduit

Any newly reconstructed highway leading out of an urban area, which has been upgraded to multiple lanes in order to facilitate construction of cookie cutter McMansion subdivisions, strip malls, and big box retailers.

We hopped onto the sprawl conduit to get to Brenda & Tony's new house in the Brownfield Heights subdivision. Just take the exit for Limbaugh Blvd. and go 4 blocks, take a left on Rutting Buck Lane, and and it's the fourth virtually identical pile of faux brick and cheap vinyl siding on the right.

by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005