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Snagglejob 

This is a type of oral pleasure given by a female with incredibly "snaggled" teeth. More disheartening than the slamming of the door after the reception of a public intox, is the sight of a young lady cursed by crooked teeth. Known for the catching of teeth while attempting the trip to pleasure town, it is often the determining factor in a night ending badly. While some women many overcome this all too common ailment, most are left living life having to compensate elsewhere.
The Pitcher- "Oh Colin I'm really getting into this one, do you think your going to need a tissue?"

The Catcher- "After that snagglejob, I don't think so. It's ok, you tried hard!"
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snaggletooth 

That crooked tooth that makes that cute guy or girl even cuter, adding character and charisma. Also the crooked tooth that makes the person you dislike even more horrible in appearance, making you cringe or shrink away.
(Sigh) Tom's snaggletooth may seem like an imperfection to others, but to me it's irresistible.
snaggletooth by Xristobel November 9, 2018

Snuggiejob

a handjob performed by a person wearing a Snuggie. The recipient may either be outside of the Snuggie, or underneath with the other person. Also, the Snuggie must be used to catch the man's seed upon climax.
My girlfriend gave me a Snuggiejob last night while we were watching the football game!
Snuggiejob by captainsexytime January 3, 2010

Snaggleton 

An unusually attractive girl with a quiet personality that doesn't catch your attention at first, but has men melting when she decides to speak up and get noticed. Usually an understated girl in glasses who doesn't wear make-up. Thus, just when a man thinks he's sized her up, she snags his attention during the double-take.
"Dude, did you meet Amanda at the party last night?"
"That girl in the corner, nah dog, I didn't even notice her."
"Pshh. That's cuz she's quiet. Look again, that fine specimen be a Snaggleton."
Snaggleton by spencer2012 January 4, 2012

snaggletooth 

Noticeably nasty and or crooked-ass teeth.
DAMN! That girl got some snaggletooth!
snaggletooth by Dentist April 3, 2003

Haggleproof Snaggletooth 

Something or someone that doesn't make sense.

Comes from the song "DeLorean" by El-P

Because the lyrics don't make sense

"Haggle proof snaggletooth fabulous 5 freddy
Krueger finger discount bliss lou retton dismount"
What's going on??

I dunno, it's a haggleproof snaggletooth.

What's this dude talkin about?

I dunno, he's a haggleproof snaggletooth
Haggleproof Snaggletooth by ivan ooze February 23, 2010

snagglekooch 

a girls vag that excretes a bloody death concoction and stanks of rotting tuna and has the fangs of a thousand warewolves.
Misty: I sure hope you don't go down on me tonight babe. Look what hoodie did to JJ.

Jeren: Why not wifey.

Misty: You dont want my snagglekooch to rip off your dick. Why don't you just braid my bush.

JJ: Dat snagglekooch straight ma fuckin ripped of my dick jeren. Proceed with caution.
snagglekooch by doo mayne flo rida October 21, 2010
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