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Snack Dick 

A Chocolate Ice-Cream on a waffle cone
The guy with the body of an idiot is eating a snack dick
Snack Dick by igotthebodyofanidiot October 21, 2011

dick snack 

term used to insult straight dudes like ur nothing but a gay mans dick snack speaks for itself
"Dude ur sucha dick snack"
dick snack by PEZ May 5, 2004

Slack dick

noun. 1. A person (male) that doesn't draw up to the challenge of a female counterpart. 2. Impotent
Slack dick: A male tennis player that fails to cover his partner in a mixed double.

Burlap Sack Dick 

" Went down the street the other day and sucked an old dudes dick for a 20 piece of crack so I could get high, and that nigga had a Burlap Sack Dick!"
Burlap Sack Dick by Tina Titt February 2, 2015

smack dick 

When someone talks smack/bad about your dick rather it be the size or shape or just the way it lookes
Lindsay-“Damn bob got a small weird lookin

dick”
Bob-“hey! Stop smack dicking me”
smack dick by Cggcgicgicgifyifyifyi September 22, 2019

Smack Dick 

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use
"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"
Smack Dick by Jack Klark February 11, 2024
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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