Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?
Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.
Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.
Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.
Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.
Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.
Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.
by that guy that made this thing May 15, 2011