A person who happens to be brolic(buff as hell) and under 5'6. Their muscles makes up for them being nearly a midget
"You wanna come work out with me and TJ?" "I'm not letting some smolic ass nigga tell me what to do. He might be able to kick my ass, but he's only 5'2."
based off of the Roman Caesar Smyticus "The Jew" (ruled from 350-300 BC)/one who appears to have extremely small appendages and a large curly, clown-like hairstyle/often mistaken for a trollish fellow