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(n) a cross between a smun (a slut, whore, etc.) and onion. This term is supposed to give the connotation of being a hot, yet heinously drunk, female yearking for male companion/lay
Hey smunion lemme get at you
Smunion by LLKoolJew September 30, 2010
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A deli at the corner of Smith and Union in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn, and has been around since the 1950s. Run by Vinnie, the man the myth the legend. Was wiretapped in 2015 for alleged loansharking. Nonetheless, a local business you should most certainly support.
Does anyone actually get food at Smunion?
Smunion by dontstainriteaide October 13, 2020
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Spunion: (N) From the English Slang "Spun Out" One who is 'Spun Out' too much, to the point of losing some common sense, mental capacity, and social skills, in favor of acquiring a heightened knowledge of 'headier' levels of existence, and a strong pack like mentality, with other Spunions...
The second Phish concert ever, was at Alpine, I ate 2 many geltabs, and we were parked in the "GREEN" lot... well, not realizing that this one would take some navigational skills to get back to, we lost the car fairly quickly, and walked around the lot for 3 hours, asking people in broken-acid-speak, "Dude, we parked in a lot, but when we walked over here, to the show, we had to walk DOWN a huge hill, and then back up another one..."

After explaining this spunion story to at least 5 different yellow shirts, finally one dude was like, Oh, man... you mean the Green Lot, and pointed us in the right direction...
spunion by Brah June 30, 2004
In Vietnam, and in the Western US, scunion, as in , to bring scunion, signified inflicting distress, injury or destruction.
Used in the late '60's
"Those gunships brought scunion on that 'ville!"

A ville was a Vietnamese town or hamlet.
scunion by Mors Profundis January 14, 2008

Laying the Scunion

Laying the Scunion can mean a multitude of things. The most general definition is as follows: To completely and utterly fuck shit up.
Hey man, what are you doing tonight? I don't know man..... probably gonna be laying the scunion.
Small as f*ck. A minuscule, sliver like unit of measurement. Used by strange ladies in attempt to describe nothing.
My husband was just a sminion away from putting it in the wrong hole.
sminion by Marcus Malone Vanderbeak September 19, 2016
An over the top skunt who likes to expose her poon in a real slutty way.
"Bill, check out the skunion over in the corner." "Did you ever see such an ugly gash"?
skunion by Yonderboy March 26, 2005
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