dontstainriteaide's definitions

Tompkins Heads

The worst treeshes to ever graze the face of the earth. They wear fairy clothes (poorly), have massive orgies in the Tompkins bathrooms, and pretend that they are cool for peeing on cars at Carroll.

Oh my god I have to pee on the street!
Don’t be one of the Tompkins Heads lacy. Use a fucking bathroom.

by dontstainriteaide February 21, 2021

Smunion

A deli at the corner of Smith and Union in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn, and has been around since the 1950s. Run by Vinnie, the man the myth the legend. Was wiretapped in 2015 for alleged loansharking. Nonetheless, a local business you should most certainly support.

Does anyone actually get food at Smunion?

by dontstainriteaide October 13, 2020