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Smuck Fuck

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!
Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!

Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!
by Stu Caruthers March 13, 2020
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smuck fuck

getting fucked against your east wall upside down. while singing the national anthem, then saying the alphabet backwards.
Some hot blond hot chick comes over and i gave her the SMUCK FUCK!!
by dustin smuck April 1, 2009
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