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Smooth Criminals

A smooth testicles and scrotum. This may be achieved various ways, but often involves scrotox.
The guy is so cute with his grey sweat pants and his smooth criminals.
Smooth Criminals by 5iQvaFRD5c March 31, 2024

Smooth Criminal

Something you just got hit by.
You've been hit by—
You've been hit by—
A Smooth Criminal

Smooth Criminal

A person who decides to commit a crime and then moonwalk away from the scene.
"Did you hear about the bank robbery last night?"

"Yeah, I heard it was a smooth criminal."

*The two here a "He-he" from the distance"
Smooth Criminal by Kkderpz2 December 23, 2020

Smooth Criminal

1) The seventh track on Michael Jackon's Bad album. A "fantasy" song that is, what Thriller is to Thriller, to Bad. Thriller took you to zombie land. Smooth Criminal reminds you Sunday was a black day and has you wondering whether Annie is okay now.

2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson is a smooth criminal in his music video. In reality, he's "smooth but not criminal".
Smooth Criminal by rolling_star October 24, 2010

Smooth Criminal

Moonwalking after you commit your felony.
Did you see that guy take that lady's purse?! He pumped some MJ on his escape, smooth criminal.

Smooth Criminal

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.
Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy
Smooth Criminal by haggybiatch October 9, 2016
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