Smooshy Smoosh 

Often confused with Smooshy_Smoosh, infamous instagram user (There is no difference). Opuntia, commonly called prickly pear or pear cactus, is a genus of flowering plants in the cactus family Cactaceae. Prickly pears are also known as tuna (fruit), sabra, nopal (paddle, plural nopales) from the Nahuatl word nōpalli for the pads, or nostle, from the Nahuatl word nōchtli for the fruit; or paddle cactus. The genus is named for the Ancient Greek city of Opus, where, according to Theophrastus, an edible plant grew and could be propagated by rooting its leaves. The most common culinary species is the Indian fig opuntia.

Person one: Have you heard of Smooshy Smoosh?
Person two: Get the fuck out and never talk to me again

Smooshy Smoosh by user33456699873 January 7, 2023

Snooki want smoosh smoosh 

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!

Snooki want smoosh smoosh by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 19, 2010

Smoosh Smoosh

Snooki's (Nicole Polizzi) term for a casual sexual encounter, occuring on Jersey Shore. Used in the South Park Episode "New Jersey", in which the Snooki monster can only verbalize the words "smoosh smoosh".

Snooki monster: "Snooki want Smoosh Smoosh!"
Kyle Broflovski: "You're gonna have to go somewhere else to get your smoosh smoosh Snooki!"
Snooki monster: "Awww..."

Smoosh Smoosh by veghead95 October 18, 2010

Smoosh smoosh

To have sex with someone.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh!!

Smoosh smoosh by Grandwing October 18, 2010

Smoosh smoosh

It is what Snooki wants.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh!!!

Smoosh smoosh by Thatguy Overthere December 20, 2010

smooshy 

unbearably cute; adorable

Look at that smooshy little girl with her curly hair and polka dots!

smooshy by etoddw January 23, 2010

smoosh 

A combination of smooch and squish. Usually a term of affection.

That kitten is so freaking adorable I just want to smoosh it half to death.

smoosh by whatevskies August 14, 2012