smooge

the act of taking up as much space as humanly possible. This involves sprawling across several couch cushions, the floor, the coffee table, etc. Smooging is all about maximizing spatial area. When multiple bodies get involved in this smooging, it becomes a clusterfuck of sprawling similar to Twister without the mat.

Dude, are you really going to smooge all over the couch? I'm sitting here too.

by zombiehunter951 April 2, 2012

smoog

A small furry creature who gives people kisses in dreams. Often appears at low resolutions (12x12)

You're so low-res, you're smoog.

by Ben July 27, 2003

smooging

1.to make out on a park bench with an incredibly beautiful girl
2.to watch the wizard of oz at a low volume,while listening to pink floyds dark side of the moon and smoking a heavy amount of highly potent dank

1. dude i had a dream last niht the me and me woman were just smooging in the middle of nowhere
2.my young lad,have you ever experienced smooging?

by lucas mcrevere June 14, 2004

smooge

To have sex in a romantic way. Not quite making love, but not just f@$king.

Nick started to really develop feelings for Kate, so that night he smooged her slow and tenderly.

by cre8tive July 12, 2011

smooge

funk from a dog's ass

That dog left smooge on my couch!!

by annaisabella March 18, 2004

smoog

a fart from the penis opposite of queef

last night, when i shoved a pencil into my pee hole, i smooged

by boobsman July 25, 2004

smooge

A lose ror someone whos hits the hershey highway.

A gay homoseual faggot with gross desires.

by Hi September 9, 2003