smooge

the act of taking up as much space as humanly possible. This involves sprawling across several couch cushions, the floor, the coffee table, etc. Smooging is all about maximizing spatial area. When multiple bodies get involved in this smooging, it becomes a clusterfuck of sprawling similar to Twister without the mat.

Dude, are you really going to smooge all over the couch? I'm sitting here too.

by zombiehunter951 April 2, 2012

smooge

To have sex in a romantic way. Not quite making love, but not just f@$king.

Nick started to really develop feelings for Kate, so that night he smooged her slow and tenderly.

by cre8tive July 12, 2011

smooge

funk from a dog's ass

That dog left smooge on my couch!!

by annaisabella March 18, 2004

smooge

A lose ror someone whos hits the hershey highway.

A gay homoseual faggot with gross desires.

by Hi September 9, 2003

Smooge

The act of shitting in the crack between a bed and an adjacent wall.

Dont you dare smooge again!

by Papa Papa Papa December 28, 2021

Smooge, Smuge, Smouge

a.)A cross between Smudge and Splooge,Spluge,Splouge.

b.)A small amount of something, usually less than a teaspoon; because a teaspoon is generally the amount of ejaculate that comes from a mans penis.

"Just put a Smooge, Smuge, Smouge of vodka in my o.j."

by Pink Taco82 May 1, 2009

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017