smoking crack 

crazy.
used to replace the word crazy

You got your cousin pregnant, are you smoking crack?

smoking crack by bret in atanta July 11, 2006

smoking crack 

1. Meaning, "to smoke crack" in present tense; 2. To refer to another's actions in an extreme manner (can be used in either negative or positive connotation).

Fred: Hey, how come Bill always manages to get a 50 killstreak on Modern Warfare 2?

Jim: Dude, I don't know. I think he's smoking crack.

OR

Jason: Hey, is Mark coming over to smoke some happy grass with us tonight?

Ted: No, he said he's staying home tonight and smoking crack instead.

smoking crack by Skanderbeg89 March 6, 2010

Smoking crack and Worshiping Satan

Can be a variation of things starting with:
masturbation
having sex
smoking pot
or just something general about what you did/have done

Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"

Smoking crack and Worshiping Satan by DJ21 December 9, 2008

Smoking crack is bad 

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal

"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."

Smoking crack is bad by reddipsauce April 13, 2023

crack smoking juju bean eating booboo 

Expression exclaimed out of frustration or elation. It also may be used as a derogatory adjective or noun, such as: "Hey Guerry, you crack-smokin', juju bean eatin' booboo!"

Hey Guerry, you crack smoking juju bean eating booboo.

crack smoking juju bean eating booboo by PHiSH September 15, 2014

smoking the blue crack

Acting like a complete idiot. Presumably "the blue crack" is Drain-O Crystals. "Have you been smoking the blue crack?" is thus analogous to "Have you been drinking turpentine?"

Note that this usage pre-dates the use of "blue crack" as slang for Tylenol PM.

"A customer asked me today if I could see her computer screen through the phone. I asked her if she was smoking the blue crack."

smoking the blue crack by luvcraft2 May 22, 2009

SMokin' Crack 

What I do in order to attend school and keep my life on track.

SMokin' Crack, not what it can do for you, but what you do to get it

SMokin' Crack by Phil the azn May 23, 2004