PHiSH's definitions

Strawberry Cheesecake

The act of cuming in a womans face followed by a hard punch in the nose.

After our hot date I took her home for a strawberry cheesecake

by Phish September 1, 2003

uncle craggle

Noun. That strange drunk man at the party that insists you call him Uncle, and sit on his knee, when you are in no way related. Items always seem to go missing after Uncle Craggle has visited.

Come talk to your Uncle Craggle. All right!

by Phish April 8, 2005

fu fu meat u

Quote. The last words of Big Col (the famous poet) before he collapsed in a mixture of ketchup, gravy and pie. Big Col was extremely drunk and had no idea where he was, what he was doing or what he was saying. This term is used by anyone trying to express the same in their last statement before unconciousness.

Schlabb mraa? Splerr. What? Bastard. Curry. Mfurrah... Fu fu meat u.

by Phish April 10, 2005

bush stick

Noun. Something/someone that does not come back. It is therefore not like a boomerang - it is a bush stick.

Yeah I rebooted it remotely and it's fucked. Bush stick.

Uncle Craggle finished his beer, said fu fu meat u and then he was gone. That man is a total bush stick.

by Phish April 13, 2005

crack smoking juju bean eating booboo

Expression exclaimed out of frustration or elation. It also may be used as a derogatory adjective or noun, such as: "Hey Guerry, you crack-smokin', juju bean eatin' booboo!"

Hey Guerry, you crack smoking juju bean eating booboo.

by PHiSH September 15, 2014

slutfink

Noun. A alcoholic human male that, in spite of constant alcohol abuse, bad taste in drinking shirts and a complete lack of remorse, remains completely irresistable to the opposite sex.

He was so drunk, but he still managed to sleep with her in a bed with a girl on kidney dialysis. Yo, he is such a slutfink.

by Phish April 8, 2005

illingworth

Facial expression most commonly seen on the face of someone having a poo.

I love you honey, but you'll never see my illingworth.

by Phish April 11, 2005