Smokethis

He is a junkie,ugly and haves a huge nasty sperm beard.

->Hey did you see smokethis?
->No! he is ugly!

by NRudeboy July 6, 2009

smokeship

something that you think to be true but it doesn't really exist or is fake enough to come off as a front

Similar to seeing the mirage of the Black Pearl

I thought that we had something real but I guess it was just a smokeship

by Smokeshipster March 3, 2021

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020

SmokeTime

FaceTiming someone while you both smoke.

"I'm gonna pack my bowl and then I'll give you a call so we can SmokeTime"

by Seachell May 5, 2016

smoothish stubble

Smoothish stubble is hair stubble that grows just long enough to fold over, there for is no longer just stubble, it is smoothish stubble.

I was too lazy to cut my hair and shave my face, now I have smoothish stubble

by Kaitlin Fancy April 20, 2018

Norwegian Smokeshifter

The act of laying on your back and receiving a hand job from a woman while she farts in your face.

Dude, that chick spun around and gave me the best Norwegian Smokeshifter I’ve ever had!

by Rinkley Bawlzac November 15, 2019

smokeist

Somebody who discriminates people based on the fact whether they smoke or not.

-Hey, this Tom really is a nice guy :)
-Nah, he smokes, he ain't no good!
-You faul smokeist you!

by bamboomy May 10, 2011