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Smokethis

He is a junkie,ugly and haves a huge nasty sperm beard.
->Hey did you see smokethis?
->No! he is ugly!
by NRudeboy July 6, 2009
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smokeship

something that you think to be true but it doesn't really exist or is fake enough to come off as a front

Similar to seeing the mirage of the Black Pearl
I thought that we had something real but I guess it was just a smokeship
by Smokeshipster March 3, 2021
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smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation
Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence
by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020
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SmokeTime

FaceTiming someone while you both smoke.
"I'm gonna pack my bowl and then I'll give you a call so we can SmokeTime"
by Seachell May 5, 2016
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smoothish stubble

Smoothish stubble is hair stubble that grows just long enough to fold over, there for is no longer just stubble, it is smoothish stubble.
I was too lazy to cut my hair and shave my face, now I have smoothish stubble
by Kaitlin Fancy April 20, 2018
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Norwegian Smokeshifter

The act of laying on your back and receiving a hand job from a woman while she farts in your face.
Dude, that chick spun around and gave me the best Norwegian Smokeshifter I’ve ever had!
by Rinkley Bawlzac November 15, 2019
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smokeist

Somebody who discriminates people based on the fact whether they smoke or not.
-Hey, this Tom really is a nice guy :)
-Nah, he smokes, he ain't no good!
-You faul smokeist you!
by bamboomy May 10, 2011
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