Definitions by P-Niss

Smokemeat 

n. A penis the size of a ciggarette. To have a smoke meat. Uses include insults from afar, relief for a bad day etc.

"Hey, smokemeat, shut your fucking face!"

You: hey baby, wanna see my penis?
Your date: Holy shit! Its a smokemeat!! aww, its so cute.

Smokemeat by P-Niss November 29, 2004