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Taking a hit off of a bong while simultaneously evacuating your bowels.
My morning routine consists of a Smokey and the Bandit, shower and a shave.
by Maynardspet April 09, 2015
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Sucking a fart out of a chicks Anal Rim, and then proceeding to kiss her while burping the fart into her mouth.
Burt Reynolds gave Sally Struthers a "Smokey and the Bandit" during a hot night of love.
by Peter Frampton January 01, 2006
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