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shitward 

A portmanteau of the English swear “shit” and “Squidward”, the name of a character on SpongeBob SquarePants. Typically interjected in situations of surprise or shock, however can also be used as an insult.
“Dude, your car exploded!”
“Holy Shitward!”

“Such raw talent cannot be wasted behind this register!”
“...Get back to work, Mr. Shitward.”
shitward by CDCB123 February 3, 2018
Related Words
Oh i got more subs than u ever will - Smitard

*cries* - kid
Smitard by Rapid Tk March 17, 2019

Shitward 

(Adjective) When something has undoubtedly went to complete shit. Shitward

(Adjective) Heading in a bad direction.
The neighborhood has went shitward since Terry and Corey moved in.

When I find out who stole my RV, their lives will be on a one track road shitward.
Shitward by Shitward November 30, 2019
An entertaining person who spends their time flirting
"Did you see that Smithard last night"

"I was hanging out with this Smithard last week, so funny"
Smithard by Avengord May 17, 2012

Shitward 

Person 1: "Yo, what is this AMD?"

Person 2: "This shitward... Should we explain?"

Person 3: "Clearly no, how can we explain it to someone that's an absolute shitward?"
Shitward by DrPepperAddict May 22, 2025