Smitty'd

When you Derp or Fail at a simple task

Walking to bank in runescape and a gaurd kills you smitty'd

by CimsonTide24 December 11, 2018

The Smitty Drink

2 shots disaronno and 2 shots crown apple topped with some ice.

Shlong will be long.

Let me get “the smitty drink”.

by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

the smitty drink

2 Shots Disaronno and 2 Shots Crown Apple topped with ice

Man: “Let me get “the smitty drink”

Bartender: “be careful your shlong will get long.”

by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

shitty d

someone who does bogus acts

Person 1: come on man you’re shitty d.
Person 2: I’m definitely not shitty d bro trust me. Could be Larry!

by scuuuuuuuuuuu October 23, 2019

Smitty's Dome

A phenomenon where bad weather surrounds a specific location, but never actually affects that location. Used when you work outdoors and can see a thunderstorm rolling in that might close down your location, but it never actually starts raining or when snow is predicted for your area, but never falls which means schools are not closed. Named for the famous Smitty of the Sports Complex who secretly had a weather machine.

Girl: Oh, shazaam, look over there! We'll be going home early for sure!
Girl2: Nah, Smitty's Dome is up...that storm will never reach us!
Source: A.M. in CTown, Martinsburg, WV

by A.M. in CTown July 21, 2008

Dr. Smitty Jones

The famous inventor of the most popular mime academy in the history of all schools. Also known as William Smith (Smitty)

Guy 1: Did you know that The Mime Academy of Smits was made by Dr. Smitty Jones!

Guy 2: Who doesn't!

by Dr. W. Smith December 30, 2011

Da Smitty

an act where one waxes his pubic hair and pulls his shorts down to the beginning of his genetailia and wears only a santa hat and red gym shorts. takes a pic of it and sends it to all his contacts

" yo i did a da smitty last night. yo."

by Fro_man_Joe_Man January 11, 2008