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the smitty drink 

2 Shots Disaronno and 2 Shots Crown Apple topped with ice
Man: “Let me get “the smitty drink”

Bartender: “be careful your shlong will get long.”
the smitty drink by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

The Smitty Drink 

2 shots disaronno and 2 shots crown apple topped with some ice.

Shlong will be long.
The Smitty Drink by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

shitty d 

Person 1: come on man you’re shitty d.
Person 2: I’m definitely not shitty d bro trust me. Could be Larry!
shitty d by scuuuuuuuuuuu October 23, 2019

Smitty's Dome

A phenomenon where bad weather surrounds a specific location, but never actually affects that location. Used when you work outdoors and can see a thunderstorm rolling in that might close down your location, but it never actually starts raining or when snow is predicted for your area, but never falls which means schools are not closed. Named for the famous Smitty of the Sports Complex who secretly had a weather machine.
Girl: Oh, shazaam, look over there! We'll be going home early for sure!
Girl2: Nah, Smitty's Dome is up...that storm will never reach us!
Source: A.M. in CTown, Martinsburg, WV
Smitty's Dome by A.M. in CTown July 21, 2008

Dr. Smitty Jones

The famous inventor of the most popular mime academy in the history of all schools. Also known as William Smith (Smitty)
Guy 1: Did you know that The Mime Academy of Smits was made by Dr. Smitty Jones!

Guy 2: Who doesn't!
Dr. Smitty Jones by Dr. W. Smith December 30, 2011

Da Smitty 

an act where one waxes his pubic hair and pulls his shorts down to the beginning of his genetailia and wears only a santa hat and red gym shorts. takes a pic of it and sends it to all his contacts
" yo i did a da smitty last night. yo."
Da Smitty by Fro_man_Joe_Man January 11, 2008
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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