Smithies

a bearded legend. this bamf trolls the halls of school like a boss. no child can stand in his way. one glance from him and you've got yourself an A+ in being a total loser because this man's aura will pulsate you into oblivion. Not only is he the most badass history teacher on the planet and knows his shit, but he's also the most badass human being who ever chilled. some compare him to Chuck Norris - I would say that's an understatement

Dude, you know that bamf teacher Smithies? I got him for history this year! FTW

Woah, Im totes jelly. That guy's like Chuck Norris!

LIKE Chuck Norris? Bro, that boss IS Chuck Norris!

Smithies by min-minn April 21, 2011

Smithies

This is one bad ass, muther fucker. He makes girls ovaries explode, and guys balls bleed. He as the sexually intriguing 'V' smile and tends to laugh at silly thinks.

P1: Hey. We have Smithies for class next?
P2: OMFGWTF!!!!!!!!! My ovaries are gone.
P3: My balls hurt now.

Smithies by c0unterfiet April 6, 2011

Brandon Smithies 

The kindest most understanding person in the entire world. A sweet, gorgeous, generous guy. The only person who understands me and sees me for who my soul. He's simply amazing. I love him always with all my heart.

Brandon Smithies is breathtaking, kindhearted and so sweet. he is dearly loved

Brandon Smithies by SarahJanePence July 6, 2010

The Smithester 

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!

Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!

The Smithester by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

tall ol' smitties 

Small ol' Titties.

May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.

The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.

A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.

Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!

Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.

Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?

Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.

Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.

tall ol' smitties by thaChamp April 3, 2010

smithie

a student of smith college; the most fabulous women (and those who identify differently) in the world

"Ze goes to Smith"
"Yeah, I know, ze is one hot Smithie"

smithie by chem grrl March 6, 2005

tall smitties 

The opposite of "tig bitties" or "tig ol bitties". It basically means small titties with the "sm" and "t" switched.

Damn that girl has some tig ol bitties. Yeah, but her homegirl got some tall ass smitties.

tall smitties by Kics March 28, 2004