Smimy

Adjective. Meaning entitled or full of oneself.

That guy is so full of himself. He’s a a smimy prick.

by Fugma July 26, 2018

smimy

a particularly large, disgusting looking piece/portion of roadkill, usually squirrels but also including dogs, deer, rabbits, spare tires (if they are covered in blood), chipmunks, rodents, hairy animals, or celebrities, with lots of blood.

Holy piss, that was the biggest smimy I have ever seen! Turn around so we can take a picture of it!!

by Megan December 31, 2003

Slimy Joystick

When the man on top during double vaginal sex pulls out and cums on the other man's scrotum. After using his dick to rub the cum all over the scrotum, he then re-enters the girl's pussy to cum again on the other guy's shaft. Due to the homoerotic nature of the act, it is mostly performed by bisexual men. However, straight men can perform it on occasion.

My bi friend and I once did double vaginal with a girl we picked up from the club. I was on top, so I decided to give him a slimy joystick since it was his birthday. I don't like guys, so I told him that's as far as he would get with me.

by FraterOS December 30, 2018

stimy

humid, steamy, unmoving air that feels gross to be in.

I would go on the patio, but it's stimy out there.

by mamakcintx October 27, 2018

Slimy Fandango

The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.

She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."

by Ranchgirls November 6, 2020

Smimey

To show comedic and/or demeaning anger at a sneaky, sly or dirty person. Can also be used as a compliment in certain situations.

Mitchell, yi gotta hand it to you, your such a smimey prick!

by MPB1985 November 9, 2010

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020