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Smiley's dick 

a gigantic dick, approximately 11 inches, only the best of the best can have it. the best of the best being "Smiley", or in another words, you could call him "Smiles". hella girls love this dick and yet no one has ever seen it in its true form, people have only heard stories about this beast. soon it shall be in action, and all the legends will be proven to be correct.
girl 1: omg have you seen smiley's dick?! it's so big!

girl 2: i know right, how is it even real!

girl 1: idk but i'ma be on that thing all day ;)
Smiley's dick by baselgod June 24, 2018
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Zaps and Smiley's 

Noun; Sexual relations, Rough Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex
"Hey babe, can I get some Zaps and Smiley's?"

Smiley Storm

When you send a shit ton of smileys to someone
A smiley Storm Generally Looks Like This But There Is Also Many More Smileys Available :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Smiley Sanchez 

Much like a Dirty Sanchez only instead of painting a mustache onto your lady, you give her a chinstrap.
The hooker i met last night was up for anything, so i gave her a Smiley Sanchez.
Smiley Sanchez by Trex arms September 18, 2010

Smiley Shorts

Really short and tight shorts or also known as nut hugger
Smiley Shorts by Alan p May 13, 2008

smiley-stong 

a n00b who hax on the ever popular "smokeybob.ca" ... also is a fond hater of everyones favorite scoutzknivez!
omfg rofl your such a smiley-stong n00b!
smiley-stong by n00bie2 June 25, 2003

smiley sunday 

When you had really hardcore sex on Saturday and you can't help but smile all of Sunday.
"Why are you smiling Jesse"
"Let's just say it's a smiley Sunday" 😉
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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