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Smiggle Smaggle

A large pile of spaghetti covering in macaroni cheese powder
Smiggle Smaggle by ski divers e March 7, 2025
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Smiggle Bum 

A characteristic tightness and or plumpness which a woman's (or man's) bum displays upon observation. This particular type of bum will instantly imprint an image of a tight, lubricated and hot bum in the viewers mind upon observation.
Jody: "Keith!, Keith are you listening!?"

Keith: "Sorry, I couldn't help thinking about your bum, it's a smiggle bum!"

*Jody slaps keith and walks away

Smiggle Bum by niveartline December 19, 2008
Smiling and giggling at the same time.
When I see someone do something stupid, I smiggle.
smiggle by Shaina H. April 21, 2006

Smiggle jiggle 

Where you jiggle and smiggle with a smiggle item. You can call people a smiggle jiggle because they jiggle a lot.
Smiggle jiggle by Crazysmiggler October 16, 2019
A happy expression when a smile and a giggle come together.
My Daddy made me smiggle when he got me a new teddy bear.
Smiggle by Little Wolfie March 30, 2008
a flirty smile with a wiggle by a female
intended to get a man's attention.
look at all these babes up in the club
smigglin'.
smiggle by judy September 17, 2003
The act of haggling someone with sexual favors. Persuading them to give you something by seducing them. Often used by students, renters, etc.
She wouldn't give me the remote so I smaggled her for it. Afterwards though, I didn't really need it. I crashed and she watched whatever she watches at night.

Mrs. Anderson wouldn't give me an A on my paper because she said there were too many loose ends. So I smaggled her to bump it up to at least a B+. I probably could have gotten an A if I had an extra inch or two.

I bought this book the other day "Smaggle" it teaches you about the art of using sex to get what you want.
Smaggle by Anonymystical January 20, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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