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noun.

Acronym for "suck my ebony boner". Can also use the alternate spelling, schmebs. The origin of the word can be traced back to the midwest, or more specifically, Port Huron, MI.
So I says to the bitch, "schmebs or what?"

Damn, that ho is a delicious schmebulator!
smebs by captainlonghair April 18, 2005
Smeebs are defined as male breasts. when a male has breats loking things.they can also be called, bitch tits, man boobs and other names
"wow the fat guy has huge smeebs!!!"
smeebs by hye rlr March 17, 2005

November 1st: Yeet/Beat Smeebs Up Day 

'On November 1st, if they bully michelle you are free to yeet/beat smeebs into the sky'

If Michelle makes it out of today, they can also join in and yeet smeebs.
November 1st: Yeet/Beat Smeebs Up Day
Annoymous: 'Smeebs, it's time'
Smeebs: 'Ah shit, here we go again -Gets thrown'
The shitty, dried out ,pubic hair that grows in your asscrack.
Oh man, my shewbs are so crusty, maybe a good shave, or a big lighter would help...
shewbs by Ifunny_UD_poster March 6, 2014
When spew and pubes are combined in a random drunk photographic escapade, by two amateur pornographic actors who are trying to create abstract art.
I was terrified the film set was gonna turn into a horror film featuring random spewbs!
Spewbs by NeiloTronic January 11, 2022
Someone with a foot fetish, often hides it behind layers of irony.
Person 1: "You saw how Smeebs is gonna play on evo? She's gonna be on the street fighter bracket."
Person 2: "Doesn't she main Juri? Bet they like feet."
Smeebs by Salty_Shrimp July 13, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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"Yeah... I know."
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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