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When there is a funk so putrid it's a mashup of stench and smelly.
Nora: "Good lord what is that horrible smench?"

Romey: "I'm pretty sure the dog ate a dead thing then barfed it up then rolled around in it."
Smench by Super Shredder February 3, 2022
Related Words
smench • Smenchy • stench • smunch • smeech • SPENCH • Stenchtrench • Smunchy • smelch • skench
"Shut up you damn smench!"
smench by Jamdack April 18, 2004
“Smench” deriving from the words “Short” and “Hench” - otherwise to be known and Short & Hench aka Smench 💪🏼
The short king gym goer is Smench!
Smench by OG Smench May 27, 2025
It does not really refer to a smell, but an atmosphere in the kitchen created while cooking. If it was smoky, it would be called smoky, if it was smelly it would be referred to as smelly. Smeechy refers to a smoky atmosphere, as a result of cooking, which creates a stinging sensation to the eyes. Well that is how I have always understood it!
I am from cornwall in the UK. I now live in New Zealand. I have just been in the kitchen with my partner who is cooking the most enormous Steak! Yummy! It has created a smeech in the kitchen! My eyes are stinging slightly! Perfectly cooked steak, but nevertheless a smeechy kitchen! I walked in (oh a kiwi guy by the way), and said "wow, it is smeechy in here!" He had no idea what I was talking about!
smeechy by Nurse Debs June 28, 2012

stench wake

The channel of foul smell that flows behind a person who, for whatever reason, smells really bad.
Trying to get to the locker room, I got stuck in a sweaty basketball player's stench wake. Ew!
stench wake by Anna LeStache March 21, 2010

foul stench

A very horrible smell that seems to get into every part of your nostrils
What is that!! Is that foul stench emanating from ur pussy, I told you not to do yourself with that old dog bone
foul stench by mitch00uk March 30, 2015
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