SPENCH

a combination of the words SPEND and MUCH. A spench is someone who spends much.

JOE - Have you seen Gary?
PHIL - He's out buying a new boat
JOE - That guy bought a new boat last year
PHIL - He's always buying stuff
JOE - What a spench

by Donald MacDonald December 18, 2005

SPENCH

TO EJACULATE SEMEN. shooting CUM shooting sperm. Erupting JIZZ. Popping off after sex. Shooting spack on something. Orgasming after some hot fucking.

Lisa was being a bitch in bed, so I pulled out and SPENCHED on her face.

by Mark Kosobucki April 13, 2008

spench

The area under the stairs (often a cupboard) where things are stored. Used in North Wales.

"Take off your boots and put them in the spench"

by Roddy Williams October 14, 2006

spench

To Spend a lot or to spend much. An individual who goes out and shops until they drop. excessive behaviour

#1 To Spend a lot

JOE -- Where's Lisa?
MIKE -- She's out buying some new shoes
JOE -- Again?
MIKE -- I know she's a spench but she can't help herself

#2 Excessive behaviour

MIKE -- Gary tries to impress the ladies too much
JOE -- He bought Lara a new car
MIKE -- What a spench!
JOE -- He's a double spench actually. He bought her a new wardrobe as well.

by Donald MacDonald December 26, 2005

Spench

Noun: a young, upper-class male who lacks defining traits. Like a chad, without anything interesting about him. Could also be reffered to as a beta/gamma male (compared with the alpha male).

Most of the guys who go to the gym in the morning are spenches.

The popular guys in school are surrounded by awestruck spenches.

by Undeniable_Pants February 27, 2023

Spench

A short for Spanking Bench. Used in BDSM

Lisa you need to be punished, lay on the spench

by Gal inash January 17, 2019

Spench

Female offspring of French and Spanish parents. Incredibly gorgeous, and usually wealthy. They are very easy to manipulate. And thus is the real reason for them.

"So, how was your date?"
"Dude. She's such a Spench. She's freakin' hot, and I can get her to buy me pretty much anything I want."

by starcrumb January 04, 2009