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Smelvin knows where you live. I can tell because he's 100 meters away from you and closing the gap very fast.
Smelvin suggests you start running before it's too late. Come to think of it, it might be already.
Smelvin by HowDoIPickAName May 8, 2022
Words you can keep
A woman with a distinct scent of fish and broccoli from her lady parts
Man I love to get Dutch ovened by Smelvin!
Smelvin by anonymous April 12, 2022
to be shit on by a fat guy and told to eat it like a brownie while being riding a vespa
Person 1: your hair looks bad to today

Person 2: keep talking your gonna get Smelvined
SMELVIN by Wicked Wicky August 1, 2024
Fat bastard rolling around on a moped thinking his the dog bollocks
“Smelvin drives past
Person: look at that smelvin
Smelvin by Wicked Wicky August 1, 2024

Smelvin Melvin 

A greasy racial slur who should hop in the shower.
Pee yew its Smelvin Melvin BITCH!

Smelvin a dumbass 

When you find that one idiot who a mean green lettuce tomettuce indian indonesia asian russian blasian malaysian hindu windu republic domingo flamingo chinese mexican bitchy witchy snitchy wild west medieval babylonian fuck and he just a dumbass
boy u aint him
stfu
Smelvin a dumbass

THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH 

THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN ASS BITCH why you took me off the motha' faking' schedule with yo trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today cause I'm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass bitch im coming to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass thin haired bitch watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat your ass bitch cause Imma show you not to play with Jasmine Collin's money bitch thats the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white mother fuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing good or doing anything for them motherfuckin selves ugly fat white bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat your mother fucking ass thin haired smelling white dog smelling ass bitch
use it in a song THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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