Smelvin

Smelvin knows where you live. I can tell because he's 100 meters away from you and closing the gap very fast.

Smelvin suggests you start running before it's too late. Come to think of it, it might be already.

by HowDoIPickAName May 8, 2022

Smelvin

A woman with a distinct scent of fish and broccoli from her lady parts

Man I love to get Dutch ovened by Smelvin!

by anonymous April 12, 2022

SMELVIN

to be shit on by a fat guy and told to eat it like a brownie while being riding a vespa

Person 1: your hair looks bad to today

Person 2: keep talking your gonna get Smelvined

by Wicked Wicky August 1, 2024

Smelvin

Fat bastard rolling around on a moped thinking his the dog bollocks

“Smelvin drives past”
Person: look at that smelvin

by Wicked Wicky August 1, 2024

Smelvin Melvin

A greasy racial slur who should hop in the shower.

Pee yew its Smelvin Melvin BITCH!

by all.about.that.bass______ November 14, 2022

Smelvin a dumbass

When you find that one idiot who a mean green lettuce tomettuce indian indonesia asian russian blasian malaysian hindu windu republic domingo flamingo chinese mexican bitchy witchy snitchy wild west medieval babylonian fuck and he just a dumbass

boy u aint him
stfu
Smelvin a dumbass

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! September 6, 2024

THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH

THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN ASS BITCH why you took me off the motha' faking' schedule with yo trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today cause I'm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass bitch im coming to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass thin haired bitch watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat your ass bitch cause Imma show you not to play with Jasmine Collin's money bitch thats the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white mother fuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing good or doing anything for them motherfuckin selves ugly fat white bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat your mother fucking ass thin haired smelling white dog smelling ass bitch

use it in a song THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH

by savannah. January 25, 2020