Smelvin

Smelvin knows where you live. I can tell because he's 100 meters away from you and closing the gap very fast.

Smelvin suggests you start running before it's too late. Come to think of it, it might be already.

by HowDoIPickAName May 8, 2022

Smelvin

A woman with a distinct scent of fish and broccoli from her lady parts

Man I love to get Dutch ovened by Smelvin!

by anonymous April 12, 2022

Smelvin Melvin

A greasy racial slur who should hop in the shower.

Pee yew its Smelvin Melvin BITCH!

by all.about.that.bass______ November 14, 2022

SMELVIN

to be shit on by a fat guy and told to eat it like a brownie while being riding a vespa

Person 1: your hair looks bad to today

Person 2: keep talking your gonna get Smelvined

by Wicked Wicky August 1, 2024

Smelvin

Fat bastard rolling around on a moped thinking his the dog bollocks

“Smelvin drives past”
Person: look at that smelvin

by Wicked Wicky August 1, 2024

Smelvin a dumbass

When you find that one idiot who a mean green lettuce tomettuce indian indonesia asian russian blasian malaysian hindu windu republic domingo flamingo chinese mexican bitchy witchy snitchy wild west medieval babylonian fuck and he just a dumbass

boy u aint him
stfu
Smelvin a dumbass

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! September 6, 2024