Smelvey 

A person who smells realy bad sometimes like a wet dog and is often a phscopath

Your such a smelvey

Smelvey by Smelvey June 11, 2019

smelve 

v.t.
to smell or huff (an article of clothing, body part, excrement, etc.) to a sexual end.

But Melvin had a deviant, selfish reason for offering to wash his sister's laundry. He knew it would afford him ample opportunity to smelve her panties.
Etymology: smell+shelve

smelve by sultunuvsuav December 9, 2008

Slimy Selvey 

The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating on top of it, causing a slimy brown mixture. Once the mixture has been well kneaded, yell "Wouf" and smash it in your partners face. Hilarious, but not recommended for first dates if you like the person. Best used during revenge sex.

Dude, I fucked my ex-wife last night.
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!

Slimy Selvey by thehillshire December 22, 2014

Jonjo shelvey 

Absolute unit whole come 2 foot you gran down the stairs

He also looks like a dilf of a YouTuber whole plays for Newcastle and is a BOX TO BOX midfielder

Yo jack imma come get jonjo shelvey to 2 foot your mother down the stairs and make her cream you muffle puff

Jonjo shelvey by Dickhead mcfucknuts December 8, 2021

Shelvey 

Old English word from the 1600's describing the sides or shelves of a sand bank of a submerged or underwater island that causes the hull of a boat to get stuck or puncture holes in the hull of the boat causing it to sink.

Many ships have sunk trying to avoid the shelveys of the Goodwin Sands in Deal when the island is submerged.

Shelvey by David Shelvey July 24, 2003

smelsey

A way to make the name Kelsey cuter, because it is neccesary. Also known as the aftermath of a queef. Other similar names include Fuckface.

Smelsey! Where are you going, ho?

smelsey by saraislove December 28, 2007

Smelley Kelley 

A Smelley Kelley, is someone who frequently stinks, and lacks a total "non-neaderthal" sense of hygeine without any sign of acknowledgement. A Smelley Kelley can be a male or female. Symptoms of being a smelley kelley: gross shit on teeth, and a smelly crouch. Smelley Kelleys oftenly are broke, and like shitty music like, Nickleback.

Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.

Smelley Kelley by Parsley Noel Smitz June 22, 2009