smelsey

A way to make the name Kelsey cuter, because it is neccesary. Also known as the aftermath of a queef. Other similar names include Fuckface.

Smelsey! Where are you going, ho?

by saraislove December 28, 2007

Shelsey

A girl from the hood but don't get it twisted, she is very intelligent. She is pretty and has the potential to be and do anything. Likes to have fun and take risks.

I want to be just like Shelsey.

by SweetnessBoobs November 14, 2010

selsey

noun.

place on south-coast of the uk that was once an island (and now isn't, due to one long, windy, boy-racer killing road).


Absolute dump of a place to live really, island mentality and numerous annoying children who wish they lived in laahndon.

'its a selsey ting blad'

'patrick moore is about the only nearly well known person

by blahblahblah May 13, 2005

Skelsey

This girl is so beautiful and one of the greatest people out there she can be sensitive and also emotional but she is so great and most of the time right with arguments has a beautiful smile as well

Skelsey is freaking perfect

by Hi weirdo. June 2, 2020

Smelley Kelley

A Smelley Kelley, is someone who frequently stinks, and lacks a total "non-neaderthal" sense of hygeine without any sign of acknowledgement. A Smelley Kelley can be a male or female. Symptoms of being a smelley kelley: gross shit on teeth, and a smelly crouch. Smelley Kelleys oftenly are broke, and like shitty music like, Nickleback.

Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.

by Parsley Noel Smitz June 22, 2009

shelsey

short gorgeous hoe that gets laid every 3 days

Tiffany is such a shelsey!

by nick and corey May 19, 2008

Smelser

A dude who is usually pretty alright but has those moments where you just want to strangle him with a phone charger.

I met this dude at a bar the other day and now hes being a total Smelser

by Hatefulkeel2 April 15, 2015