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Another term for Cockblock.

A Selvey is certainly not a team player.

A Selvey will certainly hate on your game, although you are friends and he eats your Cheez-its.

A Selvey will abandon his friends in the middle of the road for a low quality peace of pootang turned down by the health inspector. But! He will gladly forget his transgressions when the pussy rots and is carried away by maggots.

A Selvey will usurp your possesions without a second thought, like a desk or the above mentioned Cheez-its.

A Selvey shall die alone.
"WTF man!? You're such a fucking Selvey!!!"

Selvey's Friend - "Hey Selvey, I just found two girls to hang out with you, me, and Bob tonight"
A Selvey - "If the hottest one does not end up with me,
no one is getting laid"
Selvey by Iodax February 14, 2010
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Slimy Selvey 

The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating on top of it, causing a slimy brown mixture. Once the mixture has been well kneaded, yell "Wouf" and smash it in your partners face. Hilarious, but not recommended for first dates if you like the person. Best used during revenge sex.
Dude, I fucked my ex-wife last night.
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!
Slimy Selvey by thehillshire December 22, 2014
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Daniel Seavey 

Daniel Seavey is the definition of hot, snack, full course meal, and ideal boyfriend
Daniel Seavey by Angelicxwdw June 2, 2018

Daniel Seavey 

An angel that has accidentally been placed on this earth!! 1/5 of band why don’t we
Daniel Seavey by Wdw_angel May 6, 2018

Daniel Seavey 

a beautiful boy, loves watermelon, has a cute tooth gap, in an AMAZING band called Why Don't We(BEST BAND IN THE UNIVERSE.)
Daniel Seavey by heidi.kissss June 14, 2018

Daniel Seavey 

The cutest boy EVER, and part of a band called Why Don’t We. He is the definition of perfect, from his blue eyes to his tooth gap, he is perfect. He loves everyone and is very lovable. His voice is so angelic and he can play ALOT of instruments
Sentence 1: Daniel Seavey is perfect.
Sentence 2: OH MY GOSH IT’S DANIEL SEAVEY!!!
Sentence 3: I love you Daniel Seavey!
Daniel Seavey by carmen_seavey June 19, 2018

us-selves 

The way people from New York pronounce the word "ourselves".
BILL: "Hey Tom, do y'all need any help with the project report?"
TOM: "Nuthanks. Steve an I can take care of it us-selves"
BILL: "Huh?"
TOM: "Huh? Oh sawrry, I'm from Nee Yawk."