Someone who is; (1) either entirely self obsessed and won’t stop talking about themselves, or; (2) someone that tells constant, compulsive lies about themselves, usually in the form of bragging or storytelling in an attempt to appear cool.
Dude is so Melusional! He called from LA and told us he dated Carmen Electra after he saw her eating in a restaurant in Westwood.
A last name of most likely English background that will guarantee continuous ridicule and humiliation for many young teens whether on purpose or by accident.
"Haha - smell some?"
Sigh..."I really wish my last name wasn't Smelson."
"Last name?"
"Smelson."
"How do you smell that?...ur spell?"
Honey sugar my selusionex from Jersey City showed up this holiday season from the blue saying you must be so hard and wet for me; Forget I crushed you being a total loser and douchebag the last time I texted or that was fifteen years ago given time just moving forward with no two tones about it.