Smelson

A last name of most likely English background that will guarantee continuous ridicule and humiliation for many young teens whether on purpose or by accident.

"Haha - smell some?"
Sigh..."I really wish my last name wasn't Smelson."

"Last name?"
"Smelson."
"How do you smell that?...ur spell?"

Smelson by B, Polar April 24, 2009

Mc Smelson 

Is so underfed to the point that he will snap if a slight breeze brushes past him

Mc Smelson is abnormally thin

Mc Smelson by Nertian July 31, 2021

Smelon

An adjective used to describe anyone who has negative personality traits. It is an abreviation of the words smelly and melon.

Person: I can’t believe how stupid you are. You’re such a smelon!
Smelon: Haha I am a smelon

Smelon by Lacaswetty June 14, 2018

Smelony 

The act of emitting a foul or raunchy odor from one’s nether region that is so offensive to the smelling sense of another, it should be classified by law as a felony.

“My co-worker was in the cafeteria earlier today eating a burrito then came by my cubicle later on and committed a smelony. He should be arrested!!"

Smelony by SFJ454 February 11, 2009

Smelton 

Smelton is a really atractive egg, he is a golden egg, he is really big, and he has a big booty

Smelton is bae
Smelton is hot

Smelton by - made by smeltons lover May 20, 2018

Smellson

A person who has not wore deodorant a day in their life as well as refuses to take showers or any form of cleaning activity

Joe: Holy fuck you smell bro, take a shower.
Jacob: Nah broski, im a smellson

Smellson by jwall22 March 6, 2022

Dirty Smellson 

The act of not taking a shower or any cleanliness activity's years apon having intercourse

Jacob: Dude! I hooked up with a Dirty Smellson last night
Jordan: gross

(in other words a Disgusting, Smelly, Sweat fest)

Dirty Smellson by jwall22 March 6, 2022