A short, yet agile creature who cuddles unsuspecting victims in their sleep. This Icelandic species cannot function without clutching a Jumbo Vanilla Bean Latte at all times. The curious Smelsted refuses to wear socks with her shoes; causing a vile odour to travel into the nasal passages of those who cross her path. She may be randomly spotted driving a Mercury Topaz aiming a plastic machine gun at your face.
by Katootie September 4, 2005
Get the Smelsted mug.The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.
Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.
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Get the Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! mug.Verb: When chocolate has melted in the heat and placed in the fridge. After it has been taken out, it is solid but has formed a different, melted shape. It had melted but now it is solid: smelted.
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