Smelsted 

A short, yet agile creature who cuddles unsuspecting victims in their sleep. This Icelandic species cannot function without clutching a Jumbo Vanilla Bean Latte at all times. The curious Smelsted refuses to wear socks with her shoes; causing a vile odour to travel into the nasal passages of those who cross her path. She may be randomly spotted driving a Mercury Topaz aiming a plastic machine gun at your face.

"Smelly Mcsmelsted raised her smelly feet towards the ceiling and demanded her morning tea"

Smelsted by Katootie September 4, 2005

Smelted Snowflake 

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.

Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.

Smelted Snowflake by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! 

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

Smelted 

Verb: When chocolate has melted in the heat and placed in the fridge. After it has been taken out, it is solid but has formed a different, melted shape. It had melted but now it is solid: smelted.

Whoa! You can't even read the Hershey's on my chocolate bar, it's so smelted!

Smelted by Jayquellin July 6, 2015

Smelted 

Stating that your ice cream has turned to liquid

My Ben and Jerry smelted!

Smelted by Smoooothe May 30, 2010

Smelted 

Smelted - smelt and smelled put together for a less confusing word

Kayla: "I walked around the corner earlier and it literally smelted like weed"

Smelted by Definatelylesbian June 8, 2022