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An absolute asswipe. Why would you name your child this.
Man i really wanna punt Snelson. I hate that child so much he cries all the time.
snelson by satyrn June 4, 2022
Words you can keep
a snake person or a snail person. snerson.
Ronaldo: Wakey wakey, Mr. Snakey... *uses flash light to dilate pupils* Wave forms seem typical for a twelfth dimensional being of this size. *lifts the fake arm using his flashlight* Arms appear to be, vestigial.

Peedee: *holding camcorder* U-uh, Ronaldo? Is that, uh, one of the monster people you've been hunting?

Ronaldo: No no, not “monster” Peedee, snerson. It’s very scientific! But still, better safe than sorry. *offers him a potato*
snerson by p.c.neat August 13, 2016
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A last name of most likely English background that will guarantee continuous ridicule and humiliation for many young teens whether on purpose or by accident.
"Haha - smell some?"
Sigh..."I really wish my last name wasn't Smelson."

"Last name?"
"Smelson."
"How do you smell that?...ur spell?"
Smelson by B, Polar April 24, 2009

sneasoning 

pronounced: Snee-SON-ing
The fine granules of chewed food that come out when you sneeze with a mouthful of food.
John was eating Frosted Flakes next to me and he shot sneasoning all over my arm.

(In response to being sneasoned)
Thanks for the sneasoning a**shole
sneasoning by Ralph F May 5, 2007

Mc Smelson 

Is so underfed to the point that he will snap if a slight breeze brushes past him
Mc Smelson is abnormally thin
Mc Smelson by Nertian July 31, 2021
when you sneeze on food and decide to leave it.
"let me sneason your food" or "this is food is nicely sneasoned
sneason by big blacky July 20, 2012

sneasoned 

Being caused to sneeze when cooking with pepper and/or spices
I was making a curry with spices and they got up my nose and I sneasoned !
sneasoned by RichardSunday May 13, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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