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Smelly D

its when u drink sunny d alot and u farted next to ur friends
"EWWW DID U LET OUT UR SMELLY D"
by jameshassmellydhahahhahahahha September 24, 2021
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d Anthony's smelly piece

The immortal god D'Anthony plays soccer for saltfleet and is a god at it and shorty taming, But after early soccer pratise in the morning D'Anthonys shlong gets super smelly and u can smell it from miles away. His shorties notice it and taste it when they run bare top later that night after they go on dates.
sarahar: d anthonys cock is bare smelly when i run top i can smell it from miles away

maddy cooper: its d Anthony's smelly piece
by Mandemwalahibucktee December 13, 2018
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Smelly-Delly

Dude, wanna go to the party tonight?
No bro! Smelly-Delly Jacob Smellson is there.
by jwall22 January 13, 2022
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smelly deuce

Oh man I just dropped the smelly deuce.
by Pete Frinkly May 25, 2008
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Smelly Dick Test

When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid
Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks
by Bobcake21 September 18, 2017
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Smelly damian

My friend damian is smelly and doesnt like females, only males
I have a freind named damian, hes smelly, smelly damian
by Guywiththebigdick😎 June 8, 2021
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Smelly Disco

When there is a power cut/blown bulb that occurs in the toilet mid-poo, and you have to use the strobe light application on your iPhone to illuminate the room to complete the wiping portion of the job.

For a "proper" smelly disco, the toilet in question cannot contain any windows, and must be shrouded in complete darkness. Alternatively, a windowed room is acceptable if it is dark outside. To benchmark the level of darkness, one should try body popping while the strobe is blinking.

Bonus points are received for playing music, making use of glow sticks (not to be confused with poo sticks) and/or being in fancy dress.

Optionally, techno music and a few lines of cheap whiz can be added if a smelly rave is preferred.
Hipster one: "Did you have a power cut last night?"
Hipster two: "Yea, I was just having a dump. Luckily, my iPhone was handy for a smelly disco".
by caldridge April 7, 2011
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