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Damn this e-girl and I had amazing smegz
Smegz by ALASTOR666 July 25, 2022
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Smegma Male 

A guy who is so in to NOFAP that that smegma starts coming out of his penis .
Have you heard ? Emil hasn't masturbated for 2 week now .

Yeah he has become a true smegma male .
Smegma Male by Hanza30 August 12, 2021

smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.
One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.
A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.
Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"

Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"
smegg nog by terminal2 December 23, 2008
The fine particles of shit that come out of your ass when you fart.
All I can taste is your smeggans
A combination of dead skin cells, seminal fluid and excess urine.

It's a natural process that starts during the mid-teen years. The dead skin cells are from the connective tissue that held the foreskin to the glans during childhood.

As soon as you hit your teens, this tissue breaks down which then allows you to retract your foreskin.

Smegma can be washed out with plain water. Make sure you carefully retract your foreskin. Smegma usually builds up behind the inner end of the glans (just behind the bell-shaped tissue known as the corona). Soap isn't advised for use to keep skin irritation to a minimum, especially around such a sensitive area.

In case of smegma, circumcision isn't necessary. Smegma isn't a disease or a form of fungus. Just follow the above steps.
"You have a case of smegma. Just use plain water to wash it out."
Smegma by DylRicho March 16, 2013