smegulate

smegulate (transitive verb)
1. Destruction or devaluation of something or of a situation through smeg, that is, through self-centered stupidity;
2. Ruining by intentional or unintentional contamination with smegma

"it's hard to share a bathroom with kieran, everything's all smegulated"

by ManIntheHills March 7, 2015

Smegule

A particle or globule of smegma or other preventable accumulation of genital sediment.

"Did you hear about the locker room incident?"
"Go off nigg"
"Nathaniel waffle stomped a whole ass smegule down the shower drain. Brotha be slingin mad dicc cheese!"

by Smegga November 20, 2025