smeggley 

A name given to someone who is exceptionally cute. Smeggley is generally obsessed with cute things and anything pastel. Smeggleys want to be cool or sexy but they can't hide the cuteness that is built into them. Smeggleys are also some of the smartest people that you will ever know.

Person 1: "O MA GAWD WHO IS THAT GIRL OVER THERE"
Person 2: "Oh she's Smeggley"
Person 1: "WOAH SHE'S SO CUTE"
Smeggley: "Hey besties~ >v<"

smeggley by ,':/ April 3, 2022

Smeggle 

A term of endearment used for adorable, usually sleepy, people.

Person 1: Hello, are you ok?

Person 2: No. I feel ill and sleepy.

Person 1: Awwww, poor smeggle.

Smeggle by idiosyncratic16 January 24, 2011

smeggler

One who sneaks around sniffing young girls bicycle seats shortly after they have taken a ride. Many to be found in Halford's car park and outside brownie camps/school bikesheds. Tricycles are not off the menu either.

I met a smeggler this evening and he told me he'd fluked into a plethora of prime sweaty saddle. He was loving it.

smeggler by Alex Barbor March 11, 2007

Smeggletwats 

The crustacious matter in between the labia.

I was just informed by my gynecologist that I suffer from a severe case of smeggletwats.

Smeggletwats by Gypsykoukla June 25, 2017

smeggly 

a word used to describe someone short and fat, usually someone who wears glasses and thinks far too highly of themselves.

you seen that michael gove on telly? smeggly little weirdo isn’t he.

smeggly by markooooooo October 21, 2020

smeagley 

wacky, stank asf, or ugly as hell

bro: bruh they as stank asf
other bro: yeah the smeagley as hell

smeagley by the hoodlems February 28, 2022

smeggles 

An adaption of the handle SmegHead taken from the phrase "Smeg Head" often spoken in British comedies to insult another person. Smeggles has no actual meaning, it is just an alias/nickname/handle.

"Look, that blog post was submitted by Smeggles, he is such a smeg head."

smeggles by C J October 18, 2007